french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

chapelhilluminati:

“Mom, listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for 22 years, but we have been together for 16. That’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together around the block. When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl or even know a girl. So for the next seven years I threw dirt at her. I like to call those “the lost years”. Then when I was thirteen, mom, she put me up against my locker and she kissed me. I mean, she gave me my first kiss. She taught me how to dance. She always was talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her, I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I think is love, mom. When I’m better because she’s here.” - Cory Matthews, Boy Meets World

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

maplehoofs:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”

maplehoofs:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP about to be married, and one of them fainting at the altar.

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