molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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cleopatr0:

Loser has to give that new bitch an exorcism

cleopatr0:

Loser has to give that new bitch an exorcism

sexwithmisha:

nyehs:

HOw old are u?? tWELVE??? THIRTHEEEN???? FOURTEEN???? CGET OF TUMBLER U TEENAGE SCuM TUmBLR IS ADULTZ ON>LY CANT uTELL THERE!! !PORNRN IMAgE S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PORN@!!!!!! (SC$REAMING) GO BACK 2 FACERBoOK ANd POST ABOUT MIDdLESCHOOL YOURe NOT Mature ENOUGH FOR TUMBLER.COM!!! TUMBELR IS FOR 90S KIDS ONLY GET OFFF

someone make an audio of this

nealcassidyissoimportant:

neal cassidy is so important because his reaction to the idea that he may have performed dark magic in the missing year was “i need to find my father and make things right with him and my son.”

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Anonymous asked
Just because he's not on R&R's level doesn't change the fact that he's a piece of shit whose committed evil. It's like saying "Tony Blair isn't evil because Ariel Sharon and Hitler were 100x worse"

justkillianthings:

CSers don’t have a leg to stand on because they know Hook is bad, so they have to bring someone else down to make him look better in comparison. Oldest trick in the book

voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

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