I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
My favorite part is the typo at the end cause its like Mario was hitting on her. “WHAT-A WRONG WITH MY PENIS”
Imagine your OTP about to be married, and one of them fainting at the altar.